 
Amber and Marsha's rowing escalates until the former zips off out
of 23 Meteor St leaving a spare room in the landlady's flat that
Mike is all too quickly occupying. Tim loses his job at Fantasy
Bazaar after his Phantom Menace hang ups give Bilbo no other option
than to fire him. Daisy runs well short on cash and, along with
Tim, heads to the DSS. She has no joy but Tim lands a very familiar
job but soon returns to his old stomping ground after a touching
reconciliation with his previous boss. Marsha begins to plot the
downfall of Brian's love affair with Twist and Daisy finally gets
some temp work, although it's unclear how long it'll last
(FUCK OFF - Ed)

Part One
We
join Meteor Street while it's still early. Everyone is still in
the land of nod, peacefully dreaming away time until, with a gut
wrenching smash a suitcase is hurled out of Marsha's front window.
The burst of noise wakes all the other occupants up sharply, each
thinking they're sorry, shot, blind or with a certain Miss Gellar.
However, their dawn confusion is soon dissolved as they realise
that noise can be only one thing
Amber.
They slip out just to see Amber whisk out of number 23 leaving them
gob smacked on the doorstep as Marsha reveals the incredible truth
Back
in the flat, Daisy is trying to console Marsha with a story from
her Eastern adventures. She tells of a brave young girl who takes
the place of her crippled father in a war that she turns the tide
of
Mike strangely knows her too, but then Mulan was a popular
film (even if Eddie Murphy's made two better ones). Anyway, Daisy
suggests that Amber is probably just trying to 'see her real reflection'
but Marsha wants the comfort of a bottle. In fact, Marsha isn't
even that worried about her errant kid, well why should she be if
she knows three languages and has a Dutch cap?
Over
in Fantasy Bazaar, Tim is earning his money by explaining why he
won't serve a customer and he doesn't even care how long it's taken
him to save up all his money. However, Bilbo overhears Tim's aggressively
zealous tirade and calls him into his 'office'. After offering him
a twiglet, Bilbo goes on to explain how he was once like how Tim
is now, scraggy in beard and full of beans and spunk. There was
a time when he hit his dad for even suggesting that Hawk the Slayer
was rubbish. Bilbo thinks that Tim should leave all his Episode
1 hang ups behind him but how can Tim do that, especially when even
the Ewoks were better than JarJar
can you dig it? But, you
have to move on and Tim's obsession in TPM has pushed him over the
edge and out of a job. He runs from the shop, crying like a girl
Daisy
is busy looking for any loose change just as Mike is off to work.
She asks if Mike has any money and then pushes it a little further
by suggesting he stole hers. However, the moment soon passes and
Mike is soon at the door. Daisy asks him to tell her what his job
is but he says he'd have to kill her if he did
and it's not
even a secret.
As the Mike opens the flat door, he show's respec' to the waiting
Brian who comes in to speak to Daisy. He explains that he's lost
his painting skills and he's tried to approach the problem in so
many ways. In the natural lull that occurs in any Brian based conversation,
Daisy tries to blag some money off of him too, going into more detail
to explain that she needs money for the bus fare to the DSS office
and her bank credit's
. well, not too healthy
She's also
worried that the DSS will stop her money 'cause of her not letting
them know she went on a 3month trip but Brian assures her that they're
very, VERY reasonable people
With
a whirl of anger, Tim bursts back into the flat and goes mad in
the corner. Daisy asks if he's ok and, fork in hand, he turns to
explain that he's once again let his TPM hang ups ruin his life.
Brian thinks it's a good time to leave and, as he does, Daisy gives
him a letter that was delivered there by mistake. With a touching,
erm, touch Brian tries to console Tim about losing his job and our
hero does likewise about Brian's uncle
Tim explains that Bilbo already has his replacement coming for an
interview but Daisy tells him not to worry and that he should get
out there into the world but Tim's scared
VERY scared
Finally, Dais manages to convince Timbo that he should come to the
Job Centre with her and that he shouldn't worry coz he's got at
least one special talent
Back
in Brian's flat, we find him reading the letter from his mum. In
it she explains that his Uncle Kevin died in his sleep
on
the motorway. The aggression and fear and pain and anger well up
in him and as they climax he paints
Tim and Daisy arrive at the DSS and split up to go to their respective
offices. Daisy is told by a really helpful assistant to fill out
an AB form whilst Tim finds that his job officer is very sympathetic
indeed
Splicing back to Brian, his demonic painting is interrupted by the
phone. It's Twist, offering him a night out and a day in, after
Brian agrees to some washing of course. Ecstatic as he hangs up,
Brian's face suddenly turns to confusion as his painting frenzy
dies on the spot.
Back
at the DSS, Daisy is having problems after she filled out a form
Ab instead of AB. She explains away her absenteeism with a story
about her being really ill and that she'd prove it with a doctor's
certificate, only she lost it. The officer is suspicious and comes
to the truth by slipping some Vietnamese into a conversation, Great
Escape style
Daisy
can't believe her money's been stopped, but Tim's really happy because
of how nicely he was treated. He tries to pass on this good feeling
by reminding Dais that Mike's still bringing home the bacon for
the flat. But, Marsha has other plans for our favourite Bank Holiday
soldier
Part
Two
As
Tim and Dais arrive back home, they ask Mike where he's going with
his bulging sack. Mike explains that Marsha's offered him her spare
room and he's accepted the position as lodger not only to finally
get out of their hair but so he and Tim don't have to go out to
use their walkie talkies
Marsha comes down and they discuss Mike's move and Brian's blockage.
Daisy explains that she is a little sad she never seemingly sees
Twist anymore
but more upset that she does hear her
After
Mike leaves, Tim and Daisy agree that they will have to get any
kind of job so they can get money to buy aspirational magazines.
Daisy tells Tim that he doesn't HAVE to work because he's now signed
on but Tim can't keep away from the smell of the ink and the taste
of the biscuit. Tim says you have to make the best of your job,
just like Mike who's shoe horning his military skills into lollipop
patrols
So,
Tim goes to another Comic Shop, 'Silent Reading' where the owner,
Derek, recognises Tim's TPM affliction but kindly takes him on anyway
Daisy, meanwhile, goes to a temping agency where she explains she's
equally at home in an office environment or a busy eatery
in other words, she's desperate.
In
Marsha's flat, Mike is banging away in his room. The landlady goes
to investigate and offers Mike, well, what she offered to Brian.
She tells him to ask if he wants's anything, but only security is
on Mike's mind
Marsha
slides down to see Brian. Even though he says that he's busy, Marsha
goes inside and begins to explain Brian's unenviable dryness. Marsha
suggests that Twit is the root of the problem as she makes him happy
and, we all know, contentment is the enemy of invention
Just as Marsha's wordage climaxes, she makes her excuses (those
being about beans/guns/Murdoch) and goes back upstairs. Despairing
at the fact his loved one might be hurting his career, Brian surges
back into life and begins to paint once more
Back
in 'Silent Reading', Tim is taking his first steps into a wider
world by civilly talking to people about a certain Mister "How
Woood" Binks. However, Bilbo turns up and asks for some time
alone with his old employee. Turns out that his new member of staff
wasn't into the right stuff and seems Tim's answer is, well, on
the answering machine
Reunited with his mentor, Tim decides he can't wait to restart at
Fantasy Bazaar so he gets sacked by slagging off Babylon 5
Later that evening, Tim and Mike are (AY!) playing on the Playstation
and, everything seems to be coming together
Tim's got his
job back, Mike's got his own room, Brian's all artistic again and
even Daisy got a job at a branch of 'Stones
though I wonder
how long it'll last
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